(bene)
Detstvo je fuč, no nie sme jediní.
Sleduj! Už aj Dylan má šediny
a MacGyver pupok a problém dať to dokopy.
A Pamele ťahá na paťdesiat!
Prehistorik je už prehistorik.
Obstarožný pán, čo zo sveta nevybúcha nič.
Len medzerník vŕzga, no zbytočné údery.
Lumicí vlastne nikdy neboli lumeni.
Milión dôvodov byť pod vodou,
daktorí bojujú s hladinkou
a teta Eleniac si už užíva dôchodok.
Chápeme Jennu Jameson, že už aj ona má dosť kokotov.
Hohoho! A Dunga?
Je už tréner, kurva!
A 21.október 2015,
bola tá budúcnosť teda? Žiadna veda.
Len ďalšia streda, vieš jak predsa,
daktoré veci sa furt nemenia tam vonku,
veď aj Kevin je stále stratený v New Yorku.
Ale ja fakt potrebujem sťavu, tak

prosím ťa, stlač I L M

(lyrik)
Blazkowicz utiekol zo zámku Wolfenstein.
Už nie je 8 bit, má vrásky a zjazvenú tvár.
Jeho láska je Anya a má s ňou reálne sny,
ale svet sa nemení, je v tmách, tak musí zlých vyprášiť.
A veľký Michael pribral 20 kíl,
23 už nedá bodov 50, no a hrá to jeho syn,
tak ako lil Paul Stastny, lil Smith, fotri sú starí
a kultúru a šport zachraňujú džejári.
Belinda Carlisle? Tak s tou som sa rozišiel
v hlave stále mám jej plagát v sestrinej detskej izbe.
A dalšie objekty autoerotiky
splasli, jak sa stali obeťami tých plastík.
Ty vole a Van Damme má svoj fejsbúk,
dal som lajk za ten bloodsport a tiež zo súcitu,
vtedy samý sval, dneska, ehm, panoptikum,
sakra už aj Jet Li má okolo padíku rokov,
len o rok viac než Rocco,
ak vieš, ktorý rockoval si v deväťdesiatych rokoch.
Je 2015, kvôli deťom šiel na dôchodok,
keby mal ILM je stále porno poloboh.

(bleubird)
Wolfman Got Nards trading cards went digital.
If Michael really touched them kids, then he's a Smooth Criminal.
Everything is internet, treasures have been bought and plundered,
people are still waiting on them big cats to Bring the Thunder.
I am an anomaly, because I straddle both worlds,
technology and not are twins and I done been in both girls.
Little Riggs, little Mahoney, Tiny Dancer, Tony was the boss,
but if Angela and Mona want it, I would probably break them off.
Alyssa, baby, hold your ears, the bad man is speaking,
Soon you will grow up and fight demons for like 8 seasons.
If Manson didn´t turn McGovan into an ol spooky kid,
Then I´d  be on that riddim warfare thinking bout what spooky did
I need full amo, all guns, keys, health, etc.,
the future is a joke and it is laughing at America.
But it ain´t funny like that 80´s Eddy Purple Murphy Raw,
It´s more like Doctor Doolittle or shitty country Tim McGraw.
The revolution will be streamed, Gil Scott almost died in prison,
every indie rapper that I loved is facing extradition.
I do not believe in giving into youthful disrespect,
I am pushing 40 and the boundaries to find the disconnect.

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(bene)
Childhood’s gone, but we’re not alone, hey
Dylan McKay's hair too is turning grey
And MacGyver is fat, struggling to get it together
And Pamela is 50, still waiting for whatever
Prehestoric has never been more prehistoric
an elderly man using his mace as a walking stick
the spacebar creaks but the hits are useless
and the struggle of Lemmings was ultimately fruitless
And a million reasons to give up to demons
And a constant fight, come the night
and Mrs. Eleniak is done with the summer seasons
and Jenna Jameson is not so tight.
And Dunga - bloody hell.
He’s a coach and doing well.
And on October 25th 2015
The future is real, no big deal
Just another Wednesday, having my meal
some things never change, still using no fork
for little Kevin is still lost in New York
and I really need some juice

So please, press I L M

(lyrik)
Blazkowicz has escaped from the Wolfenstein castle
not 8 bit anymore, but a bit more, his face withered
Anya is his love and he’s having realistic dreams with her
but the world’s not changing, he’s in the dark off to killin nazis
And great Michael has gained 20 kilos
23 will score no more 50,  instead it’s his son
like lil Miloš Mečíř and lil Smith, dads are getting old
and tycoons will save our culture and sport
Belinda Carlisle? I’m done with that womb
Still carrying in my head her poster in my sister’s room
and other objects of autoerotica
less enthusiastic once they turned plastic
And Jesus God, Van Damme is on Facebook now
Gave him a like for Bloodsport and out of compassion
All muscles back then, now sadly out of fashion
and even Jet Li must be at least fifty
years old, a year older than Rocco
if you know him, you were rockin it in the 90’s
It’s 2015, he retired because of his kids, he’s sworn
but if he had ILM,  could’ve still been the god of porn